I bet you all have realized that I was not at school today... well, I have a confession. So last night I had a Swift realization, I have not showered in three months, and I don't have a shower. So naturally I contaced the most localist sigma male... Big Chungus and I asked him "do you know da way" (to the nearest shower). He then said words I will never forget, "its in... Ohio, and they not like us." I nearly came into my pants at the thought of it, but I persisted. I then went on a journey filled with peril, heartbreak, bloodshed, and woke liberal. It nearly broke me, encountering all those certified lover-boys certified hawk tuahs. Eventually I reached my destination... Ohio. Among us..

I just got a new keyboard and I realized I haven't typed anything vulgar or explicit on it yet, which makes me feel like it's a virgin keyboard. I almost don't want to either because just thinking about it feels dirty or sinful. It's making me seriously consider that I might want to swap it out with my old keyboard before I do decide to engage in any immoral behavior. Who knows, maybe one day I won't care as much and I'll be ready to pop her cherry mx.

is that you in your profile picture old baldy?

PUT ME OUT OF MY SUFFERING

Harassed my mercy girlfriend -rep

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❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
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