Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
27 of 44 (61%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2021 @ 11:05am

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2021 @ 2:05pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 5:00pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2021 @ 2:07pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 8:12pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 4:42pm

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:15pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
+6

6 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked