Recent reviews by Pharaoh

analog horror is ass!!!💀💀💀💀

this game was cool and i clipped granny and grandpa 😤

This game is amazing, I dont know why, it just is. Its so calming, its funny and sarcastic at times. Idk why but when I got to act 2 I was in awe by the graphics. It just looked really good. plus the achievements are pretty easy to get. and its free so why not

Caution spoilers dont look if you haven't played the game: You haven't played the game and you looked. im disappointed in you

PLAYIT

I literally got stuck on every part

Hot robot voice

not real money

If you arn't big on horror games filled with jumpscares, you will probably like this game a lot. It provides a very spooky atmosphere, and puzzles are not too hard and not too easy(for the average person of course, my dumbass got stuck and had to use youtube) The lore is pretty deep so if you like that sort of thing its there for you. not very gory, the only really gore you see is the butcher monster chopping up some meat to cook, so cover your eyes if your vegan. I would give this game a 9/10, not a 10 because it isn't the most replayable game, but thats to be expected of story driven horror games. very artsy too if you like that. it is a bit short so i recommend waiting for a sale instead of paying full price, but there is some dlc and a sequel to enjoy after you finished.

Get it

I want to cry and you will too

It makes me want to kms. i think its a 6/10. what i dont like about it is the players. People can be kinda obnoxious, and also SO MANY DAMN FURRIES, idk whats up with there being so many people named something like MidknightShadowWolfAttackAssasin69, constantly playing Utahraptor and trying to act edgy or something "im a preditor stay back UWU UWU *nibbles* bork bork" Idk why i just cant stand it. and admins on servers can be little pests too. for anybody reading this, please dont try to be cool by sweating on a dinosaur game. talk to some women instead. play the game and enjoy the mystery of not knowing what is watching you or what the roar in the distance was, i think not knowing what the hell is happening is when the game is at its best. cherish those moments