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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 9:19am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 9:39am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 8:03pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 9:29am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 5:30pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 9:49am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 8:23pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 8:17pm

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 8:56pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 9:57am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 9:25am

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 12:24am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 9:26am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 7:18pm



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
1,982 / 10,000

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
39,240 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
20,322 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
3,645 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Sissy

Enable cheats.