⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀
⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆
⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠸⣼⡿
⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉
⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃

My neighbor, a chain smoker, coughs all day and night. Not just a little cough, f u c k i n g earthquakes of phlem that literally make my windows vibrate. I have to keep my windows closed or smoke comes in, and i'd rather my room have stale a s s air than lung cancer air. have some sensory issues so when he coughs i want to make myself f u c k i n g deaf. Recently i found that if i jerk off during his coughing fits, its much easier to cope with. When i finish, he usually has finished having his fit. If he's still not done, i say "f u c k it, time for round two." Since doing this, everytime he starts coughing, im instantly horny. Sometimes ill tease myself and stroke my d i c k in sync with the coughs. I even once left my curtains open hoping he'd see. I wish this was a f u c k i n g joke.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠖⠉⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⠁⡤⠒⠈⠉⠉⠒⢦⡀⠱⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⠀⠧⣀⡀⠀⠀⣠⡴⠃⠀⢧⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀
⠀⣠⠞⠉⠈⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⠋⠉⠳⣄⠀
⢰⠃⠀⠀⠀⢈⡷⠀⠀⢠⠀⠀⢀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠈⡆
⠈⠧⣀⣰⣀⡿⠧⣀⡾⠟⠛⣦⣨⢿⡀⠀⠀⣰⠏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⢸⠁⠀⠀⢹⡀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠀⠀⢀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⠃⠀⠀⠚⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠓⠤⠤⠤⠴⠋⠀