CHRIS HANSON You want to explain to me what you're doing here?

THE BOOTY WARRIOR I came looking for booty

CHRIS HANSON You came looking for sex, with an under-age boy?

THE BOOTY WARRIOR Oh naw, I ain't come looking for no little boys I ain't got no milk, no cookies, nothing. I came looking for man's butt

CHRIS HANSON A man's butt? Excuse me?

THE BOOTY WARRIOR Turns to Chris. Oh I know who you are, Chris Hanson, but see I-I calls you Chris Handsome. I watch your TV show all the time. So, you can go ahead bring them cameras and polices waiting outside. It don't make me no difference. Now, I tell you what…I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way the choice is yours.

CHRIS HANSON Well I don't think you and I will be doing anything, any-kind of way.

THE BOOTY WARRIOR Ok, I-I see you choosin' the hard way.

CHRIS HANSON (O.S.) Okay, cut this isn't working, someone get this guy-

THE BOOTY WARRIOR He tackles Chris and pins him to the table. Don't make me ruin the butt Chris! I'm a warrior!

(Chris Hanson Screams) as The Booty Warrior seemingly “ruins the butt”.