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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 10:55pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 11:06pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2020 @ 1:19pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 1:25am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2021 @ 11:46am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 11:16am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2020 @ 12:00am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2020 @ 10:36pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2020 @ 12:22pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 9:21am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2020 @ 1:02am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2020 @ 5:51am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2021 @ 4:19am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 2:10am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 7:40am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 11:06pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2020 @ 12:57am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2020 @ 12:25am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2020 @ 12:01am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2020 @ 1:23pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2020 @ 1:25pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2020 @ 1:19pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2020 @ 11:59pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2021 @ 4:19am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 3:13am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 3:13am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2020 @ 9:40pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2020 @ 2:35am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 4:15am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 2:51am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 12:02am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 11:01am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 9:53am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 10:29pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2020 @ 11:05pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2020 @ 2:36am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2020 @ 8:55am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 7:45am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 10:10am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2020 @ 1:25am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 4:50am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2021 @ 11:20pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:12pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 10:36am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?