mintiimochi
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who's that girrrlllll???111!?!! lalaalaalalalaalaa eve's that giirrrrll lalalalaaalaalalalaala
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Here in Deepthroat Civilization, 🌎🌎 no one ♿ chooses to throat 😩👅 for 🖍 the 👏👏 big 😩👋 meat. 🍗 It’s 💦😰 better 😃🤕 to 💦💦 be 🐝👨 safe 😋🙏 and 😵 gobble 👏🦃 on that flaccid 🔎🔎 glizzy for tiny 👯👌 meat 🤴 rather ❌ than risk your 👉 entire life 👶😂 for 👷 just 👏👌 half a hunger 🍗🍟 bar 🥃😮 more. ✋ Down 👇 here, 💦🕵 we 👦 virgins only 👏 get ⏳🎣 creamed on once 🔂 a 👀🅱 day. One piece of 🔟 raw 😩 flaccid meat 😏 is 👐 just 💞😧 enough 💦💦 to 💦 get 🏻 you 🙎😍 to 🔵 the 🤤💰 next 👉 day, 😵 but 😜🤔 that's 💦💯 life in 👏👌 Deepthroat Civilization. 🌎 If 💦 you 👈😫 want to 💦➡ survive, 😭😭 you have 🈶♂ to 💦 deepthroat. Every 😬 virgin 👰🔐 has the same 💪😯 goal: ⚽🥅 to 💰 make ☝🙇 it to 🏽💰 the top 🚫🔼 layer, where 🤕♂ all the 🆘 throat goats live. 🚶🏻 Except 😮😮 most deepthroat pros are 🔢💯 born 👶👶 on the 🅿 top layer. If 👩👏 you're a ⏰🤣 virgin, there's only one way up, and 👏 that’s through the Temple 🕍 of 🤤🍞 Deepthroating. The ⏰👩 Temple of Deepthroating is the only 👋 structure in 🙈 the world 🌎🌞 that 😐 connects the 🌾🏳 bottom ⬇⬇ layer to 💦 the 🏳 top 🔝 layer. To ♂ make it 💦 up, you 🤗 have 😂👏 to do an impossibly hard 🍆 deepthroating course that 😐 no virgin has ever 🙅 completed—and that’s 😭 assuming you even 😂 get ♀ the ♀ chance 🚫♂ to 💦 complete the 👌 course. 😤 The inside 🅱 of 💦 the 👌 temple is ☎💯 protected by 😈 a barrier, and the only 💯😤 way ➡ a 💰🏻 virgin gets 🙎😵 past 👏📟 the ⏩💌 barrier is if 🤔 they've ♂ gotten creamed on. 🔛🏿 I've never 🚫🙅 even 🌃🌠 tried getting 😧💦 creamed on 🎁🅱 before, but 🍑🍑 if 👏 I'm going 🚕🏃 to 😔 rank up 👭 to 👉🏼 a throat goat one 😫😱 day, 🍆™ I'm going ➡😖 to have to.
thekrakenredhead 1 dec 2024 om 0:53 
+REP BEST MINT MOCHI IN THE UNIVERSE! <<3
mintiimochi 24 nov 2024 om 17:32 
IM BOUT TA KUUUUUHBHHHM
ragu :o 21 nov 2024 om 22:47 
IM BOUT TA IM BOUT TA IM BOUT TA
A Waffle 26 okt 2024 om 23:34 
:happy_seagull:
mintiimochi 26 okt 2024 om 23:33 
:P
mintiimochi 1 jul 2024 om 3:23 
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