Diet Double Dew
Jason   Federated State Of Micronesia, United States
 
 
there was a man who loved tractors, he loved them more than anything. but one thing rose above tractors, his wife. but one day, a tractor fell on his wife and killed her in a slow painful death. so he swore off tractors forever. and he started dating again! and one day when he was on a date there was a fire in the kitchen and the whole building filled up with smoke. so he stood up, took a big deep breath in, walked out side, and blew all of the smoke out. the girl look at the man and said wow, how did you do that? the man looked at her and said, "im an ex-tractor-fan". Then the second plane hit the tower.
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twink starved 22 Oct, 2024 @ 6:08pm 
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, OK) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldn't understand)
Jelquing For Haram 1 May, 2024 @ 7:10pm 
very dashing fella from the bay area, we met up and ♥♥♥♥♥♥! Great time very sturdy bottom!
twink starved 30 Apr, 2024 @ 8:56pm 
I just saw the daily meals section in your spreadsheet. All I can say is I hope that you enjoy the diabetes you've developed over the course of 1 month.
twink starved 15 Apr, 2024 @ 8:55pm 
this man had communications with my 5 year old over kik
twink starved 4 Mar, 2024 @ 8:50pm 
10/10 clapable cheeks, been caked up since we used to retake A site Mirage back in the day