Failed isekai moment (2024)

Gemini Man (2019)

Beast Clergyman

I reflect on my reflection
And I ask myself the question
What's the right direction to go
I don't know
Am I a man or am I a muppet
If I'm a muppet then I'm a very manly muppet
Am I a muppet or am I a man
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man
I look into these eyes
And I don't recognize
The one I see inside
It's time for me to decide
Am I a man or am I a muppet
If I'm a muppet oh I'm a very manly muppet
Am I a muppet or am I a man
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man
Here I go again
I'm always running out of time
I think I've made up my mind
Now I understand who I am
I'm a man
I'm a muppet
I'm a muppet of a man
I'm a very manly muppet
I'm a muppet of a man
That's what I am

They say your father was a great man. You must be what's left.

Need to stop hating on gays; let 'em teach you how to dress!

You've got the momma jeans and a Mr. Fantastic face!

So rich and white, it's like I'm running against a cheesecake!

Republicans need a puppet, and you fit!

Got their hands so far up your rear, call you Mitt!

I'm the Head of State! You're like a head of cabbage!

'Bout to get smacked by my stimulus package! (Hahaha!)

You're a bad man with no chance; you can't even touch me!

I got four more years (two terms!) in the White House; just trust me!

I hope you saved your best rhymes for the second half

'Cause right now, I'm 47 percent through kicking your ass!

so good omgah