Happy Chinese New Year

鸡公煲 鸡公煲 经过我的胃
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight
Jingle bells jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh Hey
Jingle bells jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
Jingle bells,jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride,
In a one-horse open sleigh Hey
Jingle bells jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh

国庆快乐

你手上的月饼刚刚是不是叫我主人了喵？天杀的抢劫犯喵，我一眼就认出这是我的月饼喵！快把我的月饼还给我喵，你害的我中秋没有月饼吃喵！我要捅死你喵！捅死你喵！捅死你喵！捅死你喵！捅死你喵！捅死你喵！捅死你喵！捅死你喵！捅死你喵！捅死你喵！

可爱，摸摸头

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