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jankaknob 23 hours ago 
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jankaknob 14 Aug, 2024 @ 9:27pm 
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
jankaknob 11 Jun, 2024 @ 5:46pm 
+𝓻𝓮𝓹
roger 18 Jan, 2024 @ 10:34pm 
f**ker mk.V building crew
jankaknob 22 Aug, 2023 @ 2:33am 
!!! THIS MAN SUCKED MY PENIS !!!
araeliant i am the pope 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:54am 
my penis h
Zig 25 Jul, 2023 @ 5:10am 
the 25th of july... the big wash
OperationBathtub 20 Jul, 2023 @ 3:04pm 
excuse me good sir please revise my guide i feel like it is poorly written
jankaknob 2 Jun, 2023 @ 6:36am 
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𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒚𝟎𝑭𝑭- 31 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm 
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RatMan 6 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm 
+rep sucked on my toe so hard that he popped it out of its socket
jankaknob 27 Mar, 2023 @ 2:31am 
Boys help me out, my wife said if I get 100 likes and 25 awards, she’ll buy me a new PC with a RTX 4080 and a crate of beer this is NOT A JOKE!
76561198832964744 7 Feb, 2023 @ 8:12am 
-rep turns out this man likes gay sex i would be worried if i see this person on my team
SC 21 Jan, 2023 @ 12:15am 
slut
Smudgeiyo54 17 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25pm 
DongLong
jankaknob 17 Jan, 2023 @ 10:23pm 
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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Smudgeiyo54 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:54pm 
You're so massive, the biggest guy in the gym. you're the only one bulking, no one is bulking as hard as you. Out of an infinite number of alternate versions of yourself, you are by far the most bulbous and succulent one. Nobody is as bulbous and succulent as you are. Out of all the bulks to ever exist you are the bulkiest of them all
Blackwood 17 Jan, 2023 @ 2:25pm 
should've worded that differently, sorry.
Jankaknob, your emoji use is obscene and please don't spread copypastas
Lambda 16 Jan, 2023 @ 9:54pm 
DO NOT DISRESPECT ALLAH
Blackwood 16 Jan, 2023 @ 6:51pm 
jankaknob, jam this allah ♥♥♥♥ up your ass where you found it
jankaknob 18 Dec, 2022 @ 12:15am 
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅
RatMan 6 Dec, 2022 @ 3:22am 
-rep he tried to finger my butthol :(
Dame Puffball 27 Oct, 2022 @ 2:23pm 
mordhau update you disgusting morderer
no tilt no ruin only MEME play 26 Oct, 2022 @ 1:33am 
please give me the recipe for immortality
jankaknob 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:03pm 
𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓦𝓘𝓛𝓛 𝓛𝓘𝓥𝓔 𝓘𝓝 𝓣𝓗𝓔 :deadrat:
𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓦𝓘𝓛𝓛 𝓔𝓐𝓣 𝓣𝓗𝓔 :deadrat:
𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓦𝓘𝓛𝓛 𝓞𝓦𝓝 :deadrat:
𝓐𝓝𝓓 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓦𝓘𝓛𝓛 𝓑𝓔 𝓗𝓐𝓟𝓟𝓨 𝓐𝓑𝓞𝓤𝓣 𝓘𝓣
jankaknob 13 Sep, 2022 @ 6:28am 
𝓲 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶 𝓪 𝓽𝓮𝓪𝓶
𓂀 𝕚 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝟙𝟘 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕡 𝕞𝕖 𓂀
😳🎅 ω𝔼 Aг𝒆 ق𝓸𝐢ℕ𝓖 𝓽𝑜 丂𝕥Ⓔάⓛ נσ𝐄 𝔟𝓲∂𝓔𝕟'𝔰 Ⓓilⓓσ ♕🔥
are you in?
🐟💔 𝔯є𝐩ⓞⓢŤ ⓞ𝓃 ❶ʘ 𝓅ⓡσ𝐅เ𝕃ẸŜ tⓄ 𝓗Ẹᒪ𝐩 𝓂€ 🏆🐟
jankaknob 13 Sep, 2022 @ 5:21am 
꧁𓊈𒆜🅷🅸𒆜𓊉꧂
✩` 🎀 𝒾 𝒻🌸𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝓎🌺𝓊𝓇 𝓅𝓇❀𝒻𝒾𝓁𝑒 🎀 `✩
🐏 ⋆ 🐠 🎀 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒𝒹 𝓎🍬𝓊𝓇... 🎀 🐠 ⋆ 🐏
. 🎀 𝒹💍𝓃𝑔 🎀 .
jankaknob 13 Sep, 2022 @ 4:55am 
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jankaknob 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:16am 
╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments. :steamhappy:
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Ninshu 28 Jul, 2022 @ 10:48am 
"Is that the other hermano?"

Gustavo's initial wince was simply at Mike's pronunciation, but then he realized what Mike had gestured to, and what he meant. His instincts needed only a moment to catch up before he tilted his head charmingly and asked,

"Have you not seen the Los Pollos commercial?"

"Yeah, but it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥," said Mike, not so charmingly. Though Gustavo had to appreciate that the man never minced words. "It's not even your voice narrating, and you could definitely have done it yourself if you wanted. I get it, though—the fake story, making up some old-fashioned uncles to give the notion of... I dunno, traditional values, nostalgia, whatever. It works for the business, I'm sure.
jankaknob 28 Jul, 2022 @ 7:13am 
Walter. Put your ♥♥♥♥ away Walter. I'm not having sex with you right now Walter.
HEMP 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:39pm 
average mcdonalds enjoyer
Feet_Pics 19 Jun, 2022 @ 2:36pm 
plz make another episode of doctor robot cooking show
ThatFatCat 12 May, 2022 @ 8:16pm 
Proctor of the rabid Mordhauian plains, you were once a titan, an entity who sneered at the antics of others who toiled day and night, dedicating a vast proportion of their life into wasteful pursuits. But now you have been altered, into this maladapt, decrepit sot, who fetters himself to a neon lit room and gleans entertainment from repetitive acts and luminescent lights. Has your sentience been marred by the thrust of Vetinarix's spear? Furthermore, do you genuinely enjoy this life which you squander, collecting welfare, lounging about the house and being maladroit in every activity that you partake in, excluding that of the online realm? I offer you salvation, a way to enter the gardens of Eden and emerge out with wanton mirth and jubilance. Come to our abode and you will be treated of all ailments and cleansed in fire. After, you will be reborn as a new slate. A fresh comely tome, that has not yet been infected by the malevolence that Mordhau has permeated into your soul.
RatMan 27 Apr, 2022 @ 12:36am 
-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
SC 3 Apr, 2022 @ 2:08pm 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
SC 3 Apr, 2022 @ 5:05am 
- rep
Panic 16 Mar, 2022 @ 1:53pm 
yes
Ninshu 16 Mar, 2022 @ 8:16am 
are you describing yourself
Panic 16 Mar, 2022 @ 7:20am 
PC specs in bio, unoriginal pfp, plays csgo. Yeah, this ones basic as hell. Thanks for the hate <3
Spinony 16 Mar, 2022 @ 6:59am 
@True Shut your stupid furry mouth ♥♥♥♥♥ are not allowed in this comment section so be gone ****
Spinony 16 Mar, 2022 @ 6:41am 
@True Dead on! Rest in pieces.
Lambda 15 Mar, 2022 @ 11:44pm 
Get out of my comments section ya homosectional
Panic 15 Mar, 2022 @ 9:59pm 
My nuts, your face, you do the math
»Zinger(||)Burger_ 14 Mar, 2022 @ 10:15pm 
Grand Autismo 11 Mar @ 7:53am
I had a double stacker yesterday. It was pretty dam good.
Grand Autismo 10 Mar, 2022 @ 12:53pm 
I had a double stacker yesterday. It was pretty dam good.
Lambda 8 Mar, 2022 @ 2:35am 
:(
Dame Puffball 8 Mar, 2022 @ 2:27am 
never speak to me or my family ever again