In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the *new*. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new: an extraordinary death from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine murderer is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for chief wallabo-bo famous motto, "Anyone can kill." But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great killer; but a great artist *can* kill from *anywhere*. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius now killing in dayz's servers,they are, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest thieves,murders, and pieces of ♥♥♥♥ in all of France. I will be returning to Dayz soon, hungry for more.

In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the *new*. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new: an extraordinary death from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine murderer is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for chief wallabo-bo famous motto, "Anyone can kill." But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great killer; but a great artist *can* kill from *anywhere*. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius now killing in dayz's servers,they are, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest thieves,murders, and pieces of shit in all of France. I will be returning to Dayz soon, hungry for more.