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Even the Chinese are against me.

-- Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of Homer
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If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?
🤗
Biers was where the undead drank. And when Igor the barman was asked for a
Bloody Mary, he didn't mix a metaphor.
(Hogfather)
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Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to work.
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Linus: Hi! I thought it was you.
I've been watching you from way off... You're looking great!
Snoopy: That's nice to know.
The secret of life is to look good at a distance.
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When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is
not hereditary.
-- Thomas Paine
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[Brian and Chris try to sneak into a fair by wearing a horse suit]
Ticket Seller: Wait a minute... your ass just sneezed. And horses can't talk. No, no... nothing here adds up at all.
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Let's send the Russians defective lifestyle accessories!
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boostat

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