Did you ever hear the dankgedy of Dank Plagueis the Dank?



I thought not. It’s not a story the normies would tell you. It’s a Dank legend. Dank Plagueis was a Dank Lord of the Dank, so powerful and so dank he could use the Dank to influence the midanklorians to create dank… He had such a knowledge of the dank side that he could even keep the ones he cared about dank. The dank side of the Dank is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be dank. He became so dank… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his dankness, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his dankprentice everything he knew, then his dankprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from undankness, but not himself.