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39 of 50 (78%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 11:58am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:02am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:54am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:39am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:49am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:54am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:54am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:54am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:54am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:54am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:54am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:54am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:54am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:54am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:54am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:54am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 11:49am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 10:59am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:54am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:54am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 10:32am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:16am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:00am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 10:40am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:18am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:54am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:41am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 10:34am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:07am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:39am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:54am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:54am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:54am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:00am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:54am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:54am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 10:47am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:17am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 11:56am



Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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