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my dad grounded me from my gamecube one time because i said suck my ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥boy when he asked me to do the dishes so i stole his phone and took a bunch of pictures of my ♥♥♥♥ and emailed them to all his coworkers with a followup email that said 'oh no my sexy ♥♥♥ son must have taken my phone again haha sorry fellas' and not an hour later the cops showed up to my house and batista bombed my dad through the ♥♥♥♥ing couch and took his ♥♥♥ away for diddling my penis

moral of the story is if youre reading this dad im coming for you when they release you from prison in 2022 nobody takes my ♥♥♥♥ing gamecube away

feliz cumpleanos

or ima touch it

shut yo ass up boy