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Wauww classic, just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ class isn't it. Calling your little gank squad because you can't hold your own. How pathetic are you. You ping me 100 times a day, harass me and now when i finally call out your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and confront you, THATS when you decide to call your boyfriends. I'm literally laughing right now in real. Holy crap you really are fromslop's clown aren't you? How you're acting like some bigshot behind your little screen acting tough. In reality you're just a nerd, Truth hurts doesn't it?

Oh, you think you're good at Dark Souls? Have you ever even tried a NG+99, soul level 1, no armor, no weapons, no magic, no damage taken, no NPC's spoken to, inverted controls on an electric drum kit, no rolling, no back step, no sprinting, no lock on, no consumables, no audio, no parry, lowest possible resolution, lowest possible brightness, all boss and enemies killed, while drunk, hanging from the ceiling the entire time, all bonfires lit, walking everywhere backwards, sub-30 minutes speedrun? Yeah, I thought not. Go back to your DBD matches you brainless bump on a log.

For years you have played a game you claim to hate, yet refuse to let go of it. Instead of spending time with friends and family, you shut yourself in a room and make yourself miserable every day. You have the gift of life and yet you are ungrateful for it.



Before you is the device you waste your days away in. As you can see, it is connected to an outlet, but the cable is tighly tied around your balls. You are about to enter a game of a group of four friends, two toolboxes, and two flashlights. You must now complete the match as an adept Huntress before they finish repairing the first generator.



You will know how much progress the generator has based on how tight the cable is squeezing the base of your balls. If the generator gets repaired, the cable will castrate you and you will bleed out and be left to die. Win, and you will keep your testicles. Lose, and the cable will squeeze your balls out of the ballsack. Make. Your. Choice.