Dani's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:56pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:19pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:07pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:28am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:36pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:21pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:46pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:12am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:42am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:28pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:36pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:43pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:42am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:11am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:50pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:02am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:52am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:51am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:25am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:16pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:01pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:54am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:40am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:51am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:04pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:26am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:32am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:40pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:46pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:54pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:47am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:01am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:41am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:25pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:54pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:33am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:23am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:44am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:27pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:24pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:03pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:21pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:22pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:21pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:25am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:23am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:03pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:37am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:54am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:28pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:49pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:55pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:50pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:46pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

25 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30