Each of us bears his own Hell.
-- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)
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[looking at himself in a spoon]
Tom Tucker: I'm sorry but there's a handsome man in my spoon. You'll have to come back later.
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"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,
And make errors few people could bear;
You complain about everyone's English but yours --
Do you really think this is quite fair?"

"I make lots of mistakes," Father William declared,
"But my stature these days is so great
That no critic can hurt me -- I've got them all scared,
And to stop me it's now far too late."
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So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
-- Yogi Berra
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Set the cart before the horse.
-- John Heywood
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"He's a man of few words, and he doesn't know what either of them mean,"
people said, but not when he was within hearing.
(The Carpet People)
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ola podes aceitar o meu pedido? queria falr ctg sobre uma coisa