~ Or not, whatever.

/Wanna hear the ancient wisdom?

~ In you run behind the car, you'll get exhausted. If you run in front of the car, you'll get tired.

/Wanna hear another?

~ Pixel art utility poles at sunset are the real ♥♥♥♥, mate, want me to deal some to you?

/How about one more then?

~ Assembly instructions are relative, forcing one part into another hard enough is absolute. Just clean up the mess afterwards, alright?

/A bit more about me:
~ Some people I knew called me Snow.... Well, that is mostly true, because being an antisocial hermit makes one just as pale on the outside. But deep inside I am not actually a Snow... I am more like a late winter snow by the side of the road, full of filth and toxic salts.

~ But hey, mate, if you are still reading this ♥♥♥♥, congrats, you wasted 5 minutes of your life.
5 minutes is nothing tho, compared to my entire time existing, so git gud, scrub.

/Do you know why there have not been found any alien life out there?
~ Because aliens are probably lactose intolerant and we live in the Milky Way!

~~~ P.S. Wanna crack open some Dr. Pepper and enjoy some trashy romcom anime together? Or not, whatever.~~~