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216.6 hrs on record
well to start off i have a short story that i would like to present. i saw this game on sale it seemed pretty cool so i bought it and decided to give it a go. in one casual game i met a guy who was not only a good player but also a funny person in general we added each other to our friend list. we became really good friends shortly and this friendship continued for a couple of months. one day i said i was hosting a r6s lan party in my house so i decided to invite him because i really wanted to meet him irl, he said he would come. when he came to my house he pushed me against the wall and started to nibble on my ear i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ pushing against my leg, i punched him he started crying and ran away. turns out he was gay.
Posted 4 August, 2024.
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24.9 hrs on record
how to enjoy rust(guide)

step 1(mandatory)
have two fathers

step2
uninstall if no have 2 fathers(

note
this game take a toll on your mental health, bad.
Posted 4 August, 2024.
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0.6 hrs on record
my friend bought me this game after playing for 30 mins we are not friend anymore and we threatened to kill each other irl

reccomend 11/10
Posted 4 August, 2024.
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47.1 hrs on record
how to enjoy apex(guide)

install game play 2 games uninstall
Posted 4 August, 2024.
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2.3 hrs on record
i cried
Posted 4 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
2.9 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
how to enjoy sekiro(guide)

install game play realise everything one shots you die 39 times before killing the first boss(i counted) scream at the game learn anime language throw controller or mouse punch monitor and hit head against the wall uninstall reinstall repeat. yasuo from league of legends simulator if he was any good))()
Posted 4 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
68.3 hrs on record (24.1 hrs at review time)
go to temeria and have fun
Posted 26 November, 2019. Last edited 4 August, 2024.
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20 people found this review funny
201.7 hrs on record (80.3 hrs at review time)
Toxic
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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21 people found this review funny
52.8 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
vietnam simulator but pre vietnam trees are shooting
Posted 16 June, 2019. Last edited 4 August, 2024.
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56 people found this review helpful
26 people found this review funny
2.1 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
This game is pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥' dead now. . . Sadly. . .
Posted 27 January, 2019. Last edited 27 January, 2019.
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