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/>🍕 You want my pizza?

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🍕<\ No! My pizza!

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/ >🍕 Just kidding you can have my pizza.

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/ >🍕 But just a bite!

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🍕<\ No! Your bite to much! No more pizza for you.

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

𝒜 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃'𝓈 𝓈𝑜𝓊𝓁 𝒾𝓈 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝒶 𝓁𝒶𝓀𝑒. 𝐼𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓌 𝒶 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑜 𝒾𝓉, 𝒾𝓉 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓉𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈, 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓈. 𝒜𝓉 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓅𝑜𝒾𝓃𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓈 𝒸𝒶𝓁𝓂 𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓊𝓇𝒻𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝓈𝓂𝑜𝑜𝓉𝒽 𝒶𝑔𝒶𝒾𝓃, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝑜𝓉𝓉𝑜𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝓂𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓈 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 ...
-ෆ𝒜𝓅𝒽𝑜𝓈𝓉𝓁𝑒𝓈ෆ-

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝓀𝒾𝓈𝓈 𝒾𝓈 𝒶 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝒶𝒷𝓁𝑒 𝓉𝓇𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝑜𝒻 𝓃𝒶𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓇𝓊𝓅𝓉 𝒶 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝒹𝓈 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓈𝓊𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒻𝓁𝓊𝑜𝓊𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝓇𝓊𝑒 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒶𝓁𝓌𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝒷𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝓅𝒶𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝒸𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒹𝒽𝑜𝑜𝒹. 𝐵𝑜𝓉𝒽 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝑒𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈, 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝓍𝓊𝒷𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒, 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓁𝒶𝓊𝑔𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝓇𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒾𝓃 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝓂𝑜𝓃.
𝒲𝒾𝓈𝒽 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒻𝓊𝓁 𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓀! -ෆ𝒜𝓅𝒽𝑜𝓈𝓉𝓁𝑒𝓈ෆ-