This little mousy idiot spends hours fiddling with watches when he could be fiddling with his penits I hate this man down to his soul. He doesn't even know his right from his left but if you think that's bad just wait until you hear that he listens to Billie Eilish on repeat and nips himself so he can "feel her pain" If it were in my power I would give this man the pummelling of a life time

The worms are back

This guy is such a plonker he goes to the dog park with a pair of tongs and plays out his own "monster hunter" but I don't remember the MC in monster hunter getting removed by the police for fingering the wildlife

Nathan Keeps going to Currys PC World and declaring himself king of the fridge isle so he's been escorted out numerous times now he just stands under the sign hoping it falls on him so he can claim compensation

This fella is so daft he was Christened "Imogen" but says its pronounced David

This fella goes round thumping kids in nursery and he's the teacher so they can only complain to him, he said it gives him a power trip (he also likes to trip the kids)