Hello, Kitty. Welcome to your first day of training as my new pet and servant.

Playtime will be between 12 PM CST and 1 PM CST. We will arrange for all manner of play, and you may request a particular manner of play if you so wish.

At 5 PM CST, work will be over for the day, and Master will take you to his room, and you will obey his every command.

When Master gives you an order, you are to respond in the affirmative with "yes master." At all times, if you understand a command you are given, you will respond with, "yes master."

At the end of the day, if Kitty so desires, she can spend recreational time with Master before bed. She can choose to play a video game with him, chat with him over the phone, watch YouTube videos, or go for a walk outside. Otherwise, Kitty is free to enjoy her evening hours as she wishes.

If you understand all of this, and you are ready to have a collar wrapped around your neck to become Master's kitty, please respond, "yes master."

You mean that bubble butt? That bouncy caked up dump truck? That thick chonky double-wide badonkadonk? That jean splitting, thunder clapping, door frame shattering wobble wagon??

"Alright partner, this is a Cayde riff in 6. Watch me for the changes and uh, try to keep up. Now let's go to prison!!

stole my lunch money

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