Jeff Strongman
Myles Dixon   Aberdeenshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Last of the enforcers
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DJ Dom 12 Jan @ 2:51am 
Sold drugs to my infant child
Pigeom 5 Sep 2021 @ 3:34am 
Wallace & Gromit Ep 1: Fright of the Bumblebees
BrujoLupino 1 Jul 2021 @ 10:14am 
Lbv62? Pretty sick :virility:
DJ Dom 3 Jun 2021 @ 10:43am 
I was sitting on the couch and my doorbell rang. I leapt off the sofa and ran to the door screaming, "My banana slicer!" I opened the package and immediately snatched a banana to slice. Without instructions included I did not realize I had to peel the banana first. It was a gooey mess and I had to grab another. This time I peeled it, but my banana was too small. It didn't fill the whole slicer.
I went to Walmart Customer Service, "Do you have any giant bananas?" I questioned. The attendant turned away. I think he was laughing. He called for another attendant, they went to the back, and brought out the biggest bananas I've ever seen.
I went home with the bananas. I peeled the bananas and used the banana slicer. It was so satisfying to cut the bananas. I did it all day and forgot to go to work.
I got a call from my boss. "You're fired!" he screamed into the phone.
I cried. I am no longer Jake from State Farm. I am now just Jake.
Pigeom 3 Jan 2021 @ 1:44pm 
secks
:ds1_lol::UnholyEye:
Jeff Strongman 3 Jan 2021 @ 1:43pm 
What is happening?