I beat a co-worker I met yesterday to death with a pipe wrench because he had a parasite inside him.
He did not have a parasite inside him.
I discovered what my ruptured organs looked like via airlock.
My friends discovered what a ruptured nuclear reactor looks like, courtesy of me and my good buddy UEX.
The round ended.
The traitor had died to wildlife within the first 6 minutes.
He didn't do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and we still managed to find a reason to kill each other.
10/10 Funny orange lines on sonar mean a friendly whale is coming to visit