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there is a huge man and he is coming for you

Shadow rides on a hawk to a lost kingdom

it's so cool

Game is dead only after 3 years of life, online is dead in my region (and also others) so what's the point for attempting to do achievements or even really play the game how it was intended. The need for 8 people for one match on a paid game (19.99 USD/ 30 AUD) is absurd. Apparently the devs also kinda suck.

A shame because the game from the tutorial didn't seem that bad (can't really say I've played anything like it) and could've been fun. Though that might just be me not playing other medieval stealth heist games before

It ain't bad but 100 AUD is wild

Without knowing this would be delisted, I refunded this game 2 weeks before it got taken off sale.

I had played it and had unlocked 4 of the 48 achievements for the game, which I now cannot complete because I do not own it.

Feels bad man :(

Oh yea this got delisted

At least you can still buy it in a bundle

white woman sim

I have never watched an episode of the 8 season run of titular animated show 'Blaze and the Monster Machines', nor have I viewed any of the videos on the official Blaze and the Monster Machines Youtube channel (of which has a staggering 5.52 million subscribers as of writing this review). I must understand that as an adult with no child of my own, I, as well as my non-existent children, are not the intended audience for this game. I will continue to not consume any of the media (present company excluded) surrounding Blaze and the Monster Machines, as I have been doing the entirety of my life.

Knowing this, I threw myself into this game with the mission to 100% the achievements for this licensed kids racing game and nothing more.

However, I was not aware when initially booting up this game that this game would force fundamental science knowledge on my unprepared brain. Knowing I had bought this under the assumption that this was purely a racing game, I was made abundantly clear that this was only half the game I paid for. The other half of the game, consisting of a generalisation of Newton's first Law of Motion (Inertia), as well as a brief definition of Recycling, Electricity, etcetera, all in the voice of the iconic character of Blaze,

Every. Single. Loading. Screen.

I wish I was kidding.

I wasn't aware that the licensed Blaze and the Monster Machines racing video game, made for big, dumb, stupid babies, was attempting to drill in some science lessons they are likely not to process or understand. Does Blaze and the Monster Machines do this normally? If I were to boot up an episode right now, would I be informed of how the human body is made up of more than 60% water?

One could call this frivolous propaganda, I won't, but you could.

Anyways, the actual racing part of the game that I paid money to play........huh, it feels slow and clunky? There is an autodrive feature that plays the game for you, negating human input? Even on the hardest difficulty, even the worst players could still easily beat the bots with relative ease? No items? No good track variety?

Damn, sorry to the Blaze and the Monster Machines fans, but you might wanna skip this one Blaze-heads.

The ULTIMATE finale to the most anticipated frog-detective game series in the world.

There do be corruption at the Cowboy County, and Frog Detective is faced with turmoil and hardship in this heart throbbing conclusion to the epic trilogy.