Proof?

bro that's my cat..

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are you excited for dragon dogma 2? truly ground breaking performance and great micro transactions!!

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Guess what?

Palworld is honestly the best choice for GOTY 2024, I don't see any competition, the story was tragic but beautiful, brought tears to my eyes I must say, the graphics are honestly groundbreaking, the gameplay is beyond anything I have ever seen in a game before

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Have you ever heard of destiny 2? It’s a video game. But don’t worry, it’s not scary and if you get scared I can hold your hand. It’s free to play so I can’t buy it for you but know I would if I could, Kitten.

I'm in the drive-thru of Burger King. Can I please get uh Whopper Jr with onion rings. Make it meal so I can get a drink. No I'm not finished that's not everything. Can I please get a double Whopper with no cheese. Can I please get a number 2 with a large drink. I have money so I don't care how much it cost me. So just throw in extra fries don't make them salty. All this cheese gonna make my booty drip drip. I'm lactose intolerant I don't sip milk. If I see a sight of cheese imma trip trip. Imma sit on ya toilet seat and doodoo then dip. So you got my little Whopper Jr (I didn't forget that). And you got my double Whopper (I didn't forget that). What about my onion rings (Hold on you can sit back). Burger King they know me know cheese I don't want that. (GRRR) And I'm getting hungry now I know you heard that. Waiting for my onion rings so I don't turn back. Burger King don't play with me y'all nuggets is so trash. They taste like rabbit nipples why y'all even serve that.

You suck at Elden Ring

I'm a bald man. Once at a bar, a woman randomly told me that it was her fantasy to sit on a bald man's head, nestle that bald shiny dome as close to her butthole as possible, and rip a fart. She said if I'd allow her to, she'd do whatever I wanted to do, which was just basic "tie the girl up and do the bondage thing" thing.

I'm an accommodating man. I took her back to my place and allowed her to... lay an egg, as she called it.

Turns out, most humans, including women, have terrible smelling farts. I could not get over how bad it smelled when it was not sheathed by underwear and pants. The egg got laid, and then I went to sleep. I just could not go forward.

I also got double pink eye in return.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions. Goodbye. [2/2]

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl’s shoulder today.

I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. [1/2]

Gabi get out, go back to your hole

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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