Look, I'm a simple guy. I like simple things, like building with LEGO and raw dogging my gorgeous black wife. But there are things I simply cannot abide. Two things, in fact. 1) Wearing a condom when I make aggressive, passionate love to my gorgeous black wife and 2) the price of LEGO Star Wars model number 75199 (General Grevious' Combat Speeder). Don't get me wrong, the Mace Windu and General Grevious minifigures are top notch, and sex with my gorgeous black wife is incredible, even with a condom. But the size of the model in no way justifies the $29.99 price point, and even the thinnest contraceptive device reduces the enjoyment of my gorgeous black wife's sleek ebony vagina by an unacceptable margin. I would willingly buy the set just for the figures, and I love my gorgeous black wife more than anything in the world, but until the price is more reasonable and I can safely make love to her without a condom, it's simply not realistic. Regards, a simple guy.

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If my tears could build a stairway and if my memories could build a lane, I would walk towards the light of heaven, to bring you home again.

Fly high JOEYY

Vote for me president of united states 2000

Joey from the cult famous game Grand Theft Auto III

Once upon a time there was a gamer, gaming in a dark void. He tried to escape that dark void on many occasions, but he never managed to do so since he was too hooked on gaming in that dark void.

The owner of this steam account usually eats Vilkaviškio tomato ketchup

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life

HELP I-😭 I DESIDED TO WEAR A PENCIL SKIRT IN SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED "WOW HOURGLASS!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF.(I have a mommy voice) AND THEY ALL HAD NOSEBLEEDS😭😭

person below me usually touches young children

Big fan

Oh my God Hello joe

Me: *rubs lamp*

Genie: Ok you get three wishes

Me: I wish every word was four letters long

Geni: Okkk wish gran

Meee: IIII wish ever word star with Br

Brni: brok bris bran

Bree: Brok Bri Bris Brvr Brod Brnd Brth uh

Bruh: bruh bruh bruh bruh

Bruh: bruh bruh bruh bruh

me: today i woke up
up: yeah, he did
he: THATS NOT TRUE
that's: yeah im not true...
yeah: ok, i believe you
you: thanx Bro
bro: youre welcome
welcome: well yes i am
am: but its impossible....

If my tears could build a stairway and if my memories could build a lane, I would walk towards the light of heaven, to bring you home again.

Fly high Joeyy.

JOEYY

BOO! Did i scare you? I'm a bar of soap 🧼 just here to remind you to get ur ah in the 🚿 shower and go outside because the smell through the screen is not very pleasant, over and out✌️

no i cut my hair rest in piece hair

ok guy from moana

my family hates me

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TWO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ ID BE IN JAIL 4 KILLING DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!! STANDING TALL FOR EACH OTHER IS THE ONLY WAY WE TRUE PIMPS KNOW !!!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE PIMP TOGETHER
WE BREAK HOES AND ♥♥♥♥♥ES TOGETHER
WE DIE BY THE SAME PIMP CODE TOGETHER
PIMP LONG ,AND PIMP STRONG P
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. SEE how many times you get this, if you get "18" your A TRUE HOMIE

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years

i love you joeyy please be my friend

commenting bloody tomfoolery like this again lil bruv🙏💂🔥💯‼️do this again and I will clap thy buttocks till you beg for forgiveness🤺🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TWO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ ID BE IN JAIL 4 KILLING DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!! STANDING TALL FOR EACH OTHER IS THE ONLY WAY WE TRUE PIMPS KNOW !!!


..._...|..____________________, ,
....../ ..---___________----_____|8==D
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE PIMP TOGETHER
WE BREAK HOES AND ♥♥♥♥♥ES TOGETHER
WE DIE BY THE SAME PIMP CODE TOGETHER
PIMP LONG ,AND PIMP STRONG P
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. SEE how many times you get this, if you get "18" your A TRUE HOMIE

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TWO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ ID BE IN JAIL 4 KILLING DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!! STANDING TALL FOR EACH OTHER IS THE ONLY WAY WE TRUE PIMPS KNOW !!!


..._...|..____________________, ,
....../ ..---___________----_____|8==D
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE PIMP TOGETHER
WE BREAK HOES AND ♥♥♥♥♥ES TOGETHER
WE DIE BY THE SAME PIMP CODE TOGETHER
PIMP LONG ,AND PIMP STRONG P
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. SEE how many times you get this, if you get "18" your A TRUE HOMIE

Nebazarink

♥♥♥♥♥ you're Lithuanian

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ████████████]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... █████████████████] 99% complete.....

🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get 0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫 3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦 5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦 10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

Saw you at Whataburger the otherday, 🤭 you a monster man. You be ordering 3 triple meat whataburgers, 2 bacon and cheese whataburgers, a jalapeno and cheese whataburger, 4 3 pc chicken strips, a breakfast platter, and 3 large pepsis? DAMNNNN leave some for the rest of us 😂😂😏

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ████████████]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... █████████████████] 99% complete.....

🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get 0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫 3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦 5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦 10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ████████████]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... █████████████████] 99% complete.....

🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get 0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫 3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦 5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦 10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

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Greetings

you're on my ♥♥♥ list

-rep he touched my balls innapropriately 1/10 wouldnt buy him for sexual pleasuring again

Watching from China :)

rest in piss you will be missed

This person is DEAD

cs comeback when

7.5 hours dumbass

6 hours past 2 weeks gaming

♥♥♥♥♥ think he Mariupol

Marjiampole

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