-rep afk all time.

But scientists, who ought to know
Assure us that it must be so.
Oh, let us never, never doubt
What nobody is sure about.
-- Hilaire Belloc
😭
Scully: Well done, Agent Pendrel. Keep up the good work!
Pendrel: Thanks, keep it up yourself! (then, to himself) Keep
it up yourself?? What a doof!

"The X-Files: 731"
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Woman: I'm not going to press charges, but I assume you'll want to
punish him.

Homer: 'Preciate the suggestion, lady, but he hates that. And I
gotta live with him.

Bart: You're the man, Homer.

Bart After Dark
🤠
Why I Can't Go Out With You:

I'd LOVE to, but...
-- I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
-- None of my socks match.
-- I'm having all my plants neutered.
-- I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
-- My yucca plant is feeling yucky.
-- I'm touring China with a wok band.
-- My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.
-- I'm running off to Yugoslavi

signed by Livestream Moments <3

Signed by me

<3

+rep have manny money and trade me skin