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You have taken yourself too seriously.
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Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #18:
Q: Are you married?
A: No, I'm divorced.
Q: And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A: A lot of things I didn't know about.
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Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing.
-- Flint, "Requiem for Methuselah", stardate 5843.7
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[a grim, hooded wraith with a scythe approaches Peter's door]
Peter: Wh-Who are you?
Death: I'm Callista Flockhart. Who do you think I am? I'm Death.
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Peter: Oh, and sorry about that comment earlier. I have that disease that makes you swear involuntarily. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. See?
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Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone.
-- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"
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If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive!
-- Samuel Goldwyn
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