I hope you rot, Colby. You're a disgrace to humanity, as well as a liar, a thief, a hypocrite, a murderer, an adulterer, a slanderer, and a monger. The earth has hidden her darkened, blemished face from the rest of the universe, weeping into her lapel because of the ugly rash on her cheek that is you. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You've far outlived your only purpose for ever having been alive, and that was to give your mother as many tormenting, unbearable labor pains for ever having even conceived you in her womb. Her anguished, tortured cries as she pushed you out, your dirty, jagged claws digging into the sides of her flesh, was the only oasis of relief in the desert of pain and misery for the doctors and nurses that was delivering you. I hope they died violently and painfully after they saw your deformed, ugly face that could make the most hideous of orcs scream for delivering you into this accursed mortal coil. I hope your mother died very slowly and torturously for conceiving you into this godforsaken realm of existence. You piece of ♥♥♥♥. God created every person except for you, because you were created by the multiversal forces of evil that even God could never control, and when he saw your withered, beyond-demonic corpse of a body, he died of horror and shock, and Satan took over the world. Then he took one look at you, and fled with absolute terror and fear, because he knew that even he, the literal personification of darkness and everything wrong with everything ever couldn't control the vile wart of atrociousness that is you. You were locked away before you were born because it was known that you were more evil and destructive than anything ever created in the existence of everything that has ever existed, past, present, future, or any other plane of time that our feeble human minds could not possibly comprehend. But no, you absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ monkey-ass. YOU MISERABLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥!!! You were determined to bring tenfold more misery and suffering onto a race that nobody else could ever bring even the tiniest, most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insignificant droplet of misery or suffering or any other form of pain in any form of the universe onto, because you were, are, and always will be pure ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ evil. I curse and purely detest anyone who even so much as thinks the teeniest thought that you could ever, in any way, shape, or form, be redeemed by anything. You cannot. YOU CANNOT. I hope you rot in a place so terrible, even a place whose torture Hell couldn't comprehend couldn't comprehend its torture. I hope both sides of every pillow you ever lay your head on are warm, and that no matter where you step, you will stub every toe and get a thousand splinters. I hope your crotch gets hit at force going 900 miles an hour twice daily, so that you may feel a tiny, tiny fraction of the pain and suffering you bring onto the human race every quarter of a nanosecond just for existing, you utter piece of human trash.