Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then let's get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
ㅤ* What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time...” A southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this ♥♥♥♥...”
ㅤ* Two tramps walk past a church and start to read the gravestones. The first tramp says, "Good grief - this bloke was 182!"
"Oh yeah?" says the other."What was his name?"
"Miles from London."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!