Recent reviews by eWre

Draga domnule Gaben,
In primul rand,as dori sa mentionez ca jocul facut de mana dumneavoastra aia plina de laba,este un joc cancer.
Nu stiu de ce nu se numeste Cancer:Strike Global Offensive.
In al doilea rand,vreau sa-mi bag toata pula in neamurile si ranitii si rasele dumneavoastra pentru ca mi-a dat derank in mortii ma-tii din global in supreme in 4 meciuri (si eu am castigat 5).
Apropo,in gatu ma-tii un prieten de-al meu se chinuie de o luna si un pic sa intre in global in rasa voastra.(Si sa ia un cutit pe ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,ca veni vorba stiu ca te cam intelegi bine cu aia in Hristosii vostri de analfabeti,dati teaca la copii de mii de euro).Si fa in pula mea un anti cheat bun!

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Human
☐ Lizards

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

its very nice game