Simple with vac ban xd

+rep he must be s1mple

Yes i am Vaced, i had to... i told myself to never touch Csgo ever again and i hope this ban will make me succeed my goal

Bandit #1: "And I think maybe you're gonna give me a little one-on-one
time with the missus."

(Husband) Jayne: "Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part.
See, I married me a powerful ugly creature."

(Wife) Mal: "How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new
people?"

(Husband) Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would."

(Wife) Mal: "You are not the man I met a year ago." (they suddenly draw
their guns on the bandits, Mal slowly pulling his bonnet off)

Mal: "Now think real hard. You been bird-dogging this township a while now.
They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail
cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I
will end you."
😯
I trust the first lion he meets will do his duty.
-- J.P. Morgan on Teddy Roosevelt's safari
😴
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
🙁

+rep

Aids FTW