Ser Andrew Selmy
Canada
 
 
My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again. Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka- - Bob Dole! - [Mild Applause] I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath.