To eat ass, you must be emotionally and spiritually involved. Know there is a God on your side to see you through the upcoming challenge. Know that He will help you through the endeavour, and you will emerge victorious.

1.) Start with a slow lick. This will awaken nerve receptors, and engage your partner.

2.) Keep going, and with every 10 seconds that pass, up the pace by approximately 10%.

3.) Insert your tongue, and create a suction with your lips.

At this point, if your partner is grunting, you are doing a great job. If he/she seems disinterested, or distant, up the pace to a point where they can no longer ignore you.

4.) Open up the anus with your tongue and spit. This will create lubrication for when you go deeper.

5.) Repeat step four until you can comfortably insert your whole tongue into your partner, while keeping up the suction.

6.) Congratulations! You are now eating ass.