I realized this when I was in the shower one day. I have about 13 years until I have to get my prostate exam. That means I have 13 years to prepare for that day. Every month I plan to expand my anus via various objects. I will increase the diameter slowly but surely up until that day. That day when I walk in, my rectum will be no more than a dripping manhole. I won't have to feel the weirdness of another man in my anus. I advise everyone to prepare for that cursed day. For those who couldn't, bless your hearts.

Attention all visitors to this profile:

This child is SEVERELY autistic.

Do not make loud noises near him.

Do not shine bright lights near him.

Do not look him directly in the eye.

Do not touch him or any of his toys.

Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.

DON'T TELL MY PARENTS ABOUT THIS. DON'T JUST DON'T.

I'm just gonna get to the point. I masturbated for the first time last night. I was reading some hentai (anime girl porn) fanfic earlier, and when I went to sleep later that day, all I could think of was hentai. Eventually, I got this strange feeling in my ♥♥♥♥, and I had looked up how to fap a few days ago out of curiosity, so I began to rub my ♥♥♥♥, and some squicky substance came out (you know what it is. we both do). It felt so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing, but I'm disgusted. I mean, it feels wrong, and I'm not interested in sex or anything. It just feels so wrong, like I'm violating myself. This'll probably be my last fap though

Anyway, see ya. Remember not to tell my parents.

Red face, put that water on your moustache
Porno swag, 100 Gs, Louis Duffel bag
Pink ♥♥♥♥♥ make that ♥♥♥♥ have a heart attack
Who that is? Riley Reid with my booty fat
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Pimp that ♥♥♥♥♥
Women and the men
Got the money out the flick, headed to the trap
♥♥♥♥♥ getting so wet from the money stack
Triple stacks ♥♥♥♥♥, we can out a 100 pack
You ain't heard what I said, ♥♥♥♥♥ run it back
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305 Dade county, yeah we known for getting rowdy
Spit stringing from my mouth
Let you ♥♥♥♥ my face
Good nutritious nut, on deck ♥♥♥♥♥
Eat me out ♥♥♥♥♥, eat me out ♥♥♥♥♥
Beat it out, beat it out, beat it out ♥♥♥♥♥
Jerk it out
Jerk it out
Beat it out, beat it out, beat it out ♥♥♥♥♥
Jerk it out
Beat it out

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