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1 person found this review helpful
64.6 hrs on record (64.5 hrs at review time)
TLDR: Not fun or enjoyable, you can only do a few things to beat any challenge, double cash sucks and this game has too many downsides for it to be worthwhile, barely got 60+ hours out of it before throwing it away

Most maps are a chore to beat fully, with CHIMPS mode or Impoppable AND you can't use any tactic you want either. worst "Challenging" tower defence game out there cause only a preset defined amount of tactics are actually valid for fully completing the game. which is just BS, you can't say... mix and mash engineers and wizards as well as alchemists to beat a CHIMPS game...

also, theres certain bugs, can't unlock the hidden acheivement on that candy river map, even after using the WIKI and getting the song correct, beating the map and so on so its a broken mess.

i hate the co-op modes of magic monkeys only in hard games, its just lame... also stops you from using any other tower, its a good singleplayer challenge but not a Co-Op challenge...

you can't even play Co-Op CHIMPS or any expert map unless you physically team up with another player in a private game which is just damn annoying, if not, totally inconvenient for you to have to waste your time.

i feel myself too dependant on heros for any challenge which is just stupid i reckon, i want to beat every map without ever using a hero tower... like i wanna beat challenging maps with engineers or something, you know... like in an actual good Tower Defense game like BTD5. rather than requiring super specific tactics...

you can pause the game during races, which allows people to cheat up the scoreboard rather then legitimately play, preventing you from ever possibly considering getting into the top 5% or better unless you cheat at it like most players.

the aesthetic is literally "EVERYTHING IS A BOBBLEHEAD"! with really awkward head sizes in comparison to everything else, dear god, look at the hero's such as Admiral Brickell as an example...

double cash DOESN'T give you double cash for bloon traps or banana farms unlike in BTD5 to prepare to waste like 30 bucks on something that can't be used in CHIMPS as well as can't be used for anything except to get more cash from bloon pops...

server lag!

server glitches in multiplayer! sometimes, at the end of each round, any upgrade you purchases just gets sold and you have to purchase it again. this is especially bad when you buy a Tier 4 ability to use and then the upgrade gets sold at the end of the round, requiring you to buy it again AND loose the ability cooldown.

most Tier 4 abilites aren't creative since most can only target MOAB class bloons... if the time comes, i wanna use MOAB maulers or Monkey Pirates to destroy ceramics or other smaller bloons, not everything JUST be anti moab or a cash drop...
Posted 13 February, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.6 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
its an ok game. its an RTS but with basic graphics so it doesn't require alot to run. sadly its a bit grindy to unlock everything and theres not enough variety with the modifications, you also gotta pay for that page but its affordable, you pay for it with in-game currency.

a 8.9/10 for it running very well. ( however it does say my ping is through the roof, even with good internet. )
6/10 for core gameplay. its passable but you have to unlock so much.
7/10 for the strong a.i. its one tough cookie to beat
4/10 for the grind. grinding in an RTS game IS NOT a good thing! it limits all of the sweet stratergies and so on.
9.2/10 for it bein VERY easy to learn. you can quickly get a grasp on how to play fairly quickly.

however i dont think i was even able to find any online matches just yet. ima try again later on. but i dont think i've found many.
Posted 28 June, 2018. Last edited 28 June, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
urgh... its... boring... i also thought: hey omg! dragons... whats a dragon disaster... grinds just to get to it expecting to see some kind of badass dragon... yet finds nothing but despair and things of what they call "dragons" i uh... couldn't understand that part.
Posted 20 November, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i cant seem to understand it enough... its even more difficult than from the depths... its somewhat... fun but its too hard to get a grasp on everything, from all of the controls to actually making a working wheel.
Posted 20 November, 2017.
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1.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
its fun but feels like you are playing pinball and you tend to bounce off alot of walls but its fun... until you fly into a spacerock... its a shame that not enough people play this but better for the servers :D
Posted 20 November, 2017.
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4 people found this review helpful
65.9 hrs on record (61.5 hrs at review time)
its fun being able to built your own vehciles but the advancement is so slow, its just ridiculos only being stuck with building so small and so early on. massively restricted early on... difficult to grind up levels just to build more... i gave up.

i sitll play it... but it just takes too long to do anything... great to pick up for an hour a day! easy to drop for the other 23 -_-

i reckon and with alot of people backing this. i think the game is somewhat pay 2 win. you want to get creative? nope. they slap you with a loss. you wanna make a spintop and maybe win a game without doing anything? nope. slap you with a loss. wanna make a random jet and try and fly ? nope. slap you with a loss.

sadly. the devs made its like this. and well. they killed their own creativity and their game at the same time. sure. i know. bringing in something and not putting in effort shouldn't be tolerated but hey, you devs added it into your game. so why cant it fairly win? my point exactly. you also dont get crap all reward wise, especially if you loose, you get nothing. no random loot or a random crate unlike other games. so much can be changed. but the devs probably dont want to change it. after all, its just another spinoff of robocraft but with better graphics and better servers.

but hey, if you like it. thats ok. heres the end verdict: a 6/10 for it being an ok builder, but didn't carry enough control in the garage, you couldn't raise a vehcile to the full height of the garage. a 4/10 for the matchmaking. its almost shocking, includes alot of overtiering. overtiering is bring a big gun into a noob match and outpower every noob. a 2/10 since the game kills its own creativity via pay 2 win. the PvP is a 3/10 its ok... but overtiering is high, people can pay 2 win hardcore and so on. also alot of noobs may get matches up against professionals/whales in some modes.

a lack of things to do at the start, especially around level 10 drives almost anyone away. outragouesly espensive packs in game... dear me.... some aren't too expensive. but others.... oh gee.

and thats about all ou need to know about crossout. also. just forgot to say. the pay2win aspect is mainly pvp. PvE is well. massive teammates put with random goons. alot of overtiering but hey. whatever gets the job done.
Posted 7 November, 2017. Last edited 19 November, 2018.
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4.7 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
its... ok i didnt play it much but its a bit of a letdown, its got a lack of things to do when starting off. a nice concept however but some balancce changes may be needed later. a 7/10. wait times can also be a tad slow
Posted 30 August, 2017.
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4 people found this review helpful
3.6 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
its fun, yet limitted quite early on... i kinda gave up after level 7. it just got borng, and very difficult. just so you are informed: the cards u play are based on ur held items and its not like hearthstone, shadowverse or yu gi oh. its a fun time waster however, you also dont have much to choose from besides humans, dwarves or elfs. its kinda boring, and sluggish, its pretty much like chess, with 3 kings that you have to keep alive, you even use the cards to move on tiles. it can be very slow.
Posted 11 August, 2017. Last edited 11 August, 2017.
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0.2 hrs on record
the reviews might be nice but this game doessn't even work. including if your pc is way beyond the requirements. as well to go with it i couldn't even find a start button to even start a game. let alone crashing before i could even take my first step to get into the tutorial. this game is majorly broken. until they fix so many of these problems and when i can actually play it without crashing etc then this game would be advisable to play. for now. nope. ( ps: so many other players also have this exact same issue. i don't think the devs wanna fix it or they must be extremely busy with other stuff to not even notice their game can't be played by so many people )
Posted 26 May, 2017.
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