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Chelyabinsk, Chelyabinsk, Russian Federation 
as I walk a cracked and broken path
If we make it we can all sit back and laugh
but I fear that tomorrow we'll be crying.
-- King Crimson, "In the Court of the Crimson King"
🤕
You need no longer worry about the future. This time tomorrow you'll be dead.
😪
"Besides, I think [Slackware] sounds better than 'Microsoft,' don't you?"
(By Patrick Volkerding)
😍
6 oz. orange juice
1 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. Galliano
Harvey Wallbangers
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<doogie> Thinking is dangerous. It leads to ideas.
-- Seen on #Debian
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Just because he's dead is no reason to lay off work.
🤠
Bart: Can I be a boozehound?
Homer: Not till you're 15.
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious
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Over the years, I've developed my sense of deja vu so acutely that now
I can remember things that *have* happened before ...
🙄
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