i met her on fortnite. we got to talking and she eventually invited me to her discord server. eventually we became good friends and she invited me to her lan party. i was super excieted to finally meet her in real life. once i finally got to her house i knocked on the door and she answered. immediately she lunges at me. pressing me against the wall. she nudges against me. trying to kiss me and pulling at my pants. naturally. i pull out my mp5 and two tap her. goes without saying. watch out for this one.

*Banjo Noises*

kid..... get a job.