Teacher: In French, to say yes you say oui-oui. [Peter starts laughing]
Peter: Oh, man, that's hysterical. [keeps laughing]
Peter: Hey, what do you say for no, doo-doo? [laughs]
Peter: Hey, I'll be right back. I've got to go take a wicked yes.
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.
-- Joey Adams, "Cindy and I"
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Book: "This is precision work; sharpshooters. From the look of these wounds,
I'd say a 54-R sniper rifle. Laser sights."

Jayne: "Do a lot of shooting at the abbey there, Shepard?"

Book: "Rabbits."
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Is there life before breakfast?
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There are two ways of disliking art. One is to dislike it. The other is
to like it rationally.
-- Oscar Wilde
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A watched clock never boils.
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Gaben al nostru care esti pe Steam
Sfinteasca-se Summer sale-u tau
Fie comunitatea ta.Faca-se reducerea ta
Precum in CS asa si in TF
Case-ul nostru cel de toate rage-urile
Da-ni-l noua la sfarsitu meciului
Si iarta-ne hack-urile noastre
Precum si noi iertam rusilor nostrii
Si nu ne da noua VAC ban
Si izbaveste-ne de aimbot
Slava Valve-ului si al Ubisoft-ului si al Sfantului Steam
Acum si Asiimov-ul si vecii Knife-ului
Amin...!

+rep good player

+rep colegu <3 de pe YT <3