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ㅤ* I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
ㅤ* "My wife is really immature. It's pathetic. Every time I take a bath, she comes in and sinks all my little boats."
ㅤ* Roses are red violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
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