-rep

-rep lowskill

-fat swine who doesnt know how to play the game and has two left hands

+rep never showers or goes out of the house so allways available. hes bad too so i teach him all my tricks

-rep i love rasputin but this man is not rasputin

I went to Walmart and I saw like a 12 year old kid wearing an among us t-shirt. When I walked up to him, his mother fell unconscious from our combined stench. Almost immediately, we both screamed “DEAD BODY REPORTED!” We laughed, and immediately we felt a bond. “Would you like to come to my car young man?” I proposed. “Luring me into an empty room? That’s a bit sussy!” He exclaimed. We guffawed together, and drove home. Now we spend all our time together in our basement playing Among Us. I love my son and what he has become. You may have heard of my son, he goes by Corpse Husband. The end. THATS AN EPIC AMONG US WHOLESOME MOMENT! 💯 💯 😊