Groovy
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He who hesitates, masturbates.
Dead By Daylight sucks ass :monsterlove:
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A poem
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
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Groovy 4. aug. 2024 kl. 17.28 
Ol Calvin has never done the horizontal tango and it shows :monsteroof:
Majazul 4. aug. 2024 kl. 17.22 
HAHA 4k hours what a joke
✘✘ 18. jan. 2024 kl. 9.12 
dueling level is 600+, not 219
Groovy 14. jan. 2024 kl. 19.23 
Damn bros the Dark Souls police
Moe 14. jan. 2024 kl. 19.01 
Dueling level is 155, not 219 silly
PunishedGroovy 1. des. 2023 kl. 19.45 
+Rep Huge Penis