"What's yours is mine and what's mine will never be yours." - Alfie Villis
"You may have an army, But we have an ALFIE". - Alfie Villis
"Bro why is he camping like a jew?" - Alfie Villis
"Ughhh take my ohard wooood." - Alfie Villis
"Yu don't f**k with the pinnacle of evil himself." - Alfie Villis
"NOT EVEN CLOSE BOY MMMM IM SO S*IT YEEAAHHH." - Alfie Villis
"My pinkey just wont.." - Alfie Villis
"And that one guy from yu gi oh" - Alfie Villis
"Bro why is the knockback so rude to me, its like yeah you get no knockback and your dead woo kill yourself." - Alfie Villis
"Non consensual, my fave." - Keiran Bailey
"Oh my god, you've got cancerous cells in your BACK" -Keiran Bailey
"Bro just quit, before i rupture his a*sehole with my fingers." -Keiran Bailey
"And its glitched, what ping is this c*nt on...72 ping where you liv'in." -Keiran Bailey
"Even though i blind them, they just choose to see, there quirky like that." -Cody Knight
"Eww its a worm, get back in the f*cking ground" -Kurtis Curnow
“I now class as a kid, I eat for 1 quid.” - Kurtis Curnow

"Bro my mouth is more dry than a g*psy's p*ssy on a sunday." - Conner Andrews
"Oh look at you go you throwin hands hands OK I SEE YOU, AHHH IM SORRY" - Conner Andrews
"This guy wants all that smoke, sadly he doesn't know im a sex offender" - Conner Andrews
"Every time i die bro my penis shrinks" - Conner Andrews
"Pull out your wiener" - Conner Andrews
"Bro, he could lose control of his car while it's parked" - Conner Andrews
"Yeah i bet she wouldn't run if i had my c*ck out, she'd be mouth open." - Conner Andrews
"Your nan has three teeth bro." - Conner Andrews
"You smell like f"cking eyedrops, c*nt" - Conner Andrews
"Your a f"cking grasshopper" - Conner Andrews
"Your dad's down to 1 meal a day" - Conner Andrews
"You sound overweight, shush your noise" - Conner Andrews
"Your granddad's still passive" - Conner Andrews