Thankful to have you as a crewmate… but do you want to add a letter and become screwmates instead?

Hey, are you one of my tasks? Because I really want to do you.

Hey, are you a vent? Because I’m the imposter and I’d love to come in you.

I have a lot of tasks to complete still, but I’d love to do you first.

Hey, call me the MedBay… because I’d love to scan your body.

Figuring out the imposter is hard…. but I’ve got something harder.

I’m jealous of your hat… Because it gets to be on you.

Hey are you busy later? Because I’d love to explore your lower engine.

Hey, you’re done your tasks right? Wanna come explore my cockpit then?

If you’re the imposter, I’d love to be the vent… That way you can come inside me whenever you want.

Damn, I wish you were a task… Because I’d have no problem doing you and over and over.

Hey did you just kill me? Because I’ve got a big bone sticking out now…

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As a 25 year old man. I must say this S*** Slaps hard. there is no 1080p resolution so you know this gonna look good. Buy it if you ever wish to be a 13 year old Princess.

P.S you can name your princess whatever (for example, I named mine Bloodfart).

Good-day my sir, I am the CEO of the company Megacocc incorporated™. we have noticed that you are on a $ex toy purchase streak of 15! and would like to reward you with what your most recommended item; a giant two foot wooden D1ldo! We hope you continue being a loyal customer at Megacocc incorporated.

I think his OverWatch 2 Gameplay is pretty poggers, and dont even get me started on his GTA V RP cars

Day in the life of a true Brexit geezer:
Wake up and meet the wife Susan.
My little princess, isn't she beautiful?
Time to take George to football.
Rev up the Bugatti, ye!
Quick stop at Toby's and load up that plate.
Get a pint.
Pitch lookin' lovely today lads.
Just a bit of banter.
Chippy makes a 38-0 (nil) loss better.
Pop down local pride,
Good ol' pie! Look at that!
Susan made dinner, lovely!
Pop down have a couple pints with the lads,
And finish up in the fortress of dreams.