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8.1 hrs on record
If there's one console that I'm more emotionally attached to than any other, it's my SEGA Genesis. The minute I got my Genesis at a garage sale, my other systems started collecting dust. And if there was one game I played more than any other, it was Sonic the Hedgehog. Seeing what's become of the Sonic franchise is kind of like running into an old high school friend only to discover he dropped out of Harvard despite having a full scholarship, scared off his one true love with his jealous rantings, and became a heroin fiend more pitiable than likeable. Yes, it's like running into Dave Clayman in the IGN parking garage.

I'm going to do you a great favor and save you some time and money. Don't buy Sonic Unleashed. There, you can stop reading and spend your $60 on something more worthwhile. Like 60 tacos. But if you really just have to know more about the train wreck that is Sonic Unleashed, then I suppose we must go on.

Sonic Unleashed is divided rather evenly into three parts: Daytime, nighttime, and adventure. Think of Sonic Unleashed like a mixed drink. The daytime levels are like good vodka. On its own, a refreshing beverage. Add Kahlua and milk and you have the Dude's favorite drink. The nighttime and adventure sections, however, are no Kahlua and milk. It's more like adding dirt and soy sauce. Even with a lemon twist, that's just not a drink anyone is going to order.

The daytime levels are fast-paced on-rails sections focused on speed. This is what a new generation Sonic should be like. Oh, it's not perfect, but it's the building block for t
Posted 28 December, 2023.
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29.4 hrs on record
You cant even aim let alone have sex, hate this ♥♥♥♥
Posted 28 December, 2023.
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12.2 hrs on record
add sexxy time and fortnite and im there
Posted 28 December, 2023.
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0.2 hrs on record
This game changed the way i do anything, if i think of another game i compare it to castle miner Z. If i play aanother game i think of castle miner z. I still refferecnce this game ask my friends i still talk about this game. It stands the test of time unlike many games. It is a true master piece. May this game bless you as it has blessed me and push on gamer. 13/10 How do you talk about a novel so massive, so voluble, so amplified by eagerness to speak for itself? Part of me is tempted to say: let it. Let it relate, tell, inform, scold, witness, bear whoever attempts it. First Nations literature in colonial countries is too often spoken for, or over. Let it speak already! (My ideal festival scenario: host angles their microphone not toward the author but their book, propped upon the marquee chair, inviting it to relate its story; the festival audience nods sagely, relieved for once to find themselves in the presence of someone so insightful about their own work.)

The Miles Franklin award-winning author Alexis Wright’s new novel is set in the Aboriginal community it is named for, Praiseworthy, a “prize-winning tidy town” caught in an era of great untidiness: its “coffin-choked land” filled with asbestos homes and “cruelty chic”, the “tumbledown life of poverty” periodically interrupted by “endless spite Twittering” – “the big-ticket underbelly of shrilly-dilly blame-calling”. As in all Wright’s work, Praiseworthy depicts cruel, unjust, hypocritical and violent characters struggling against cruel, unjust, hypocritical and violent circumstances: a realist’s view of colonisation, in short.
Posted 28 December, 2023.
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5.6 hrs on record
is this game? ya its me karlton
Posted 28 December, 2023.
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0.5 hrs on record
Im havin a bird
Posted 28 December, 2023.
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193.2 hrs on record (88.2 hrs at review time)
Where is jumbo josh!!! he is so much dreamier than this stupid game!! i would like to play garten of banban again
Posted 13 November, 2023.
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0.0 hrs on record
Anybody got suro chi check point? I gotta get my commemoration up
Posted 26 May, 2023.
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2 people found this review funny
985.1 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥ me level 87 neserec sin glavie weapon with vorpal weapon!
Posted 5 March, 2023. Last edited 23 October, 2024.
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38.7 hrs on record (38.0 hrs at review time)
kill and kill and kill nand kill and kill
Posted 25 November, 2022.
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