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[G Family]
The wisdom of our master (Merky!)
Taught us not to rush to violence (Merky!)
But our master (Master Merky!)

[MrGallahad22]
Ain't here, noobs! (Hee-yah!)!

[Blade of Cosmic Gallahad]
I don't think you wanna mess with this cosmic blade!
Get back in your floppy ETA, fly away!

[MrGallahad22]
I can Bebop and steadyrock a spike, sucka!
I'm a pristine Sistine hilt chucka!

[Blue Gallahad]
Oh hi, I'm a cool but rude guy
Put you back to training with the form of my Jar'Kai

[John Gallahad]
Uh,can you tell me who you are again dude
Cause I don't Gallamahava clue what you do

ew wtf

Better be good at running....